{"fact":"Female cats tend to be right pawed, while male cats are more often left pawed. Interestingly, while 90% of humans are right handed, the remaining 10% of lefties also tend to be male.","length":182}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?","punchline":"They had a reptile dysfunction.","id":85}
{"slip": { "id": 207, "advice": "Always seek out advice or opinions when making a decision."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call sad coffee?","punchline":"Despresso.","id":61}
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{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 148, "advice": "Some people would be better off if they took their own advice."}}
{"fact":"Your cat's heart beats at a rate almost double that of yours, from 110-140 beats per minute.","length":92}
{"fact":"Like humans, cats tend to favor one paw over another","length":52}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why didn’t the orange win the race?","punchline":"It ran out of juice.","id":338}