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Petrus Josephus Servatius (Jos) Serrarens was a Dutch politician and judge. From 1920 to 1953 Serrarens was the Secretary General of the International Federation of Christian Trade Unions. He was member of the Senate of the Netherlands and later the House of Representatives. Although not having completed any legal training, he became a judge at the European Court of Justice, where he worked from 1952 until 1958.
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Nannophya fenshami is a species of dragonfly of the family Libellulidae, \nknown as the artesian pygmyfly.\nIt is a very small dragonfly with a wingspan less than 30 mm, that has been found living in an artesian spring wetland of the Barcaldine region of Central Queensland, Australia. Males are dark in colour and covered in a pale pruinescence with a red tip to their tail, while females are black with a distinctive yellow pattern.
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